‘Surely Jim Wallace will be looking for a new job soon? ACL no longer have credibility or political cachet’ – Proffessor Keryn Phelps
‘Obama praises his gay staff members in ‘committed monogamous relationships’. Must be lesbians.’ – Drag star Linda Simpson
‘You know things are improving when you get up and workout without your trainer!’ Boy George
‘Happy 4th anniversary to my beautiful wife, Portia’ – Ellen DeGeneres
‘See the thing about me is, there’s never gonna be anyone that tells me what I can and can’t say. Paparazzi stalking children should be illegal’ – Pink
‘In regard to the pursuit, two of our members have successfully fled the country! They are recruiting foreign feminists to prepare new actions’ – Pussy Riot