EXTRAS (Wed March 21, ABC-9pm)
-It may have more celebrity guest stars (Daniel Radcliffe, Samuel L. Jackson, Orlando Bloom) each week than in a year’s worth of new SIMPSONS episodes, but cowpats with celebrities filling them are still cowpats. Am I the only person on Earth who finds Ricky Gervais as funny as mumps?!
THE BATMAN (Sat March 24, Nine- 9:30am)
-Don’t be fooled by this cartoon series- it may *look* like the classic, 1990’s Emmy-nominated BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES, but it’s dodgier than the Riddler’s fashion sense. Batman doesn’t whine or feel sorry for his lot in life! What is this- DAWSON’S CAPE?! Holy animated atrocities, Bat-Daddy!