@MattMcPharlin: ‘Had a nap… Now I’m a grumpy C%$*!
Barbie would never say such a thing!
@RichardDawkins: ‘I adore The Simpsons (wonderfully apt and witty satire) and am delighted to be playing myself in a cameo this week.’
Dawkins and The Simpsons… together… too much amaze.
@justinbeiber: ‘Getting better. thanks everyone for pulling me thru tonight. best fans in the world. figuring out what happened. thanks for the love.’
Something happened to Justin Beiber?
@AZEALIABANKS: ‘Lol Rita Ora is so thirsty. She climbed over the wall of my dancers dressing room to snap photos.’
Miss Banks never holds the punches in the twittersphere…
@IAMSHYSTIE: ‘#NEVERTRUST a man that texts “hehe” ’
We know more than a few of those…
@FillWerrell: ‘I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song. ’
LOL – We actually live for your One Direction jokes, Ferrell.
@frankieboyle: ‘@chrisbrown Or intergender boxing, you’d be in with a chance of a medal there mate.’
Frankie Boyle gave some suggestions after Chris Brown suggested that skateboarding and break dancing feature in the Olympics…
@rickygervais: ‘Who else loves spinning through space on a 4.6 billion year old lump or rock? Happy Odin’s day Twonks.
We’ve never thought of it that way.