Lady Gaga (@ladygaga):
‘thanksgiving story: woke up for leftovers in kitchen (naked)- stumbled on security camera revealing 35 monsters in my garage #why #iloveu’
Rainn Wilson (@RainnWilson): ‘SITCOM IDEA: “Whitehouse Mates”. Mitt and Obama TIE & have to share the Whitehouse & govern together. Also, one is gay.’
Boy George (@BoyGeorge):
‘Snobbery comes from all sides! Posh and council!’
Hannah Gadsby (@Hannahgadsby):
‘I burnt my porridge and now sadness will cling to the metaphorical ribs of my day.’
Tyler Oakley (@TylerOakley):
‘I’m sorry, @MittRomney, you’re no longer in the running to become America’s Next Top President.
Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais):
‘The magic and beauty of reality is more than enough. Get as much as you can before you die because there’s no seconds.’
Russell Brand (@rustyrockets):
‘On my way to #PerthArena, first comic to play there. And last – the finale involves clumsy pyrotechnics.’