AQUARIUS (JAN 20 – FEB 18)
Lo, Aquarius, there’s something very special going on with you. It seems that this month you’re just like a big cosmic water cooler, with your quirky nature bubbling to the surface. Yes, let others sip on your cool, refreshing personality at work or play all February because the stars are making you quite irresistible and glamorous. To celebrate your birthday, why not throw an act of random kindness into the mix? Do so and you may thank these lucky stars for throwing someone too good to be true your way. Happy birthday – you deserve them!
PISCES (FEB 19 – MAR 22)
Sweet, selfless sardine, seems your deep sea of genuine compassion is awash in a tsunami of service and self-sacrifice toward others this February. This is most likely to manifest itself as a compulsion to get knee deep and actively involved in an organisation which assists others – be it a community group, a charity or such. Innovation offers you greater insight, so solve problems creatively. And yes, your secret will remain safe for another month – all this seemingly altruistic behaviour will only benefit you if you stay true to what it is you want… as always. Selfless? Only on the surface….
ARIES (MAR 21 – APRIL 19)
Gee Aries, why the sudden change? Seems you’re more likable this month than usual, which lends the question, what are you up to? Hmmm, a whole lotta cosmic love it appears. Yes, February is the month you drop the holier-than-thou attitude and start actually acting like a human instead of your usual stubborn self. Hell, you could even be taking someone to ‘the next level’, if you get my drift. The month kicks off with your energy levels all over the shop, but as February rambles along you’ll find out where they’re best suited. Word up though Aries: we’re watching you!
TAURUS (APRIL 20 – MAY 20)
Time to take stock Taurus: where is it you want your career to go? Well, perhaps if you tap into that highly intuitive and creative ruling planet of yours, Venus, you might find the answers right in front of your ringed nose. Yes, trust your gut, solve problems with flair and ingenuity and stop taking charge – these are the keys to succeeding this month. Wave your bright ideas like a red flag in front of your work colleagues and they’ll be charging toward your side rather than bitching about you around the water cooler.
GEMINI (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)
You’re a gem, Gemini. No really, you are. So, why not start sparkling like the finely cut diamond you are and make some positive plans for securing your future? How? Hmmmm, perhaps a little study of some sort. Yes, your brain is craving stimulation ,so start stoking those intellectual fires – after all, you’ll find that when you put your mind to a topic, your two heads will always prove better than one. Oh, and while you’re poking around upstairs, why not start planning a holiday. After all, if the stars say broaden your horizons, why not take them literally?
CANCER (JUNE 21 – JULY 22)
Get those claws ready Crab – it’s time to take a stance. Those snippy work mates just don’t know their place, and this month they’re more than happy to shoot their mouths off. Watch out for open arguments at the office – whether you’re directly involved or not. The trick to getting your way this month, other than using those pincers to go for the jugular? Plan your moves, be strategic and don’t take it out on your lover! Why? Because they might need you this month as they deal with some intimacy and/or financial issues. Go… scuttle to their side!
LEO (JULY 23 – AUG 22)
What’s that smell? Does someone need to change the kitty litter? Wait, no, it’s the enticing allure of an air of mystery. And like the stench of sardines, this little kitty is sniffing it out. If you’re already with someone then oooh la la, expect a touch of glamour to all your interactions as that original attraction begins twinkling again. Single? Then watch out because you’re gonna be attracted to the dreamy types whom – once they shower in the harsh light of reality – might not live up to that dream appeal at all!
VIRGO (AUG 23 – SEPT 22)
Virgo, do you ever get bored of being so damn perfect? What’s with the whole pure as the driven snow persona? Well, I won’t tell anyone about your tensions at home of late, especially since they’re easing this month. However, I will tell everyone how they should present you with all those little tasks that need doing this month – especially since your problem solving skills are more creative and unusual than ever. Get your gadgets on too as the latest technologies provide your life with ease and possible cashback bonuses. Got extra energy? Then pour it into your hobbies, like all that lace making and charity work you do.
LIBRA (SEPT 23 – OCT 22)
Hello, Lady Luck, have you met Libra? Lady Luck, Libra… Libra, Lady Luck. Now that you’ve met, get ready to get down and dirty with each other as the Lucky Lady pours herself over every aspect of your life. It’s more than likely this love affair will manifest itself as just that – a romance to which all your attentions will focus, whether it’s one you’re already in or about to be introduced to. Gee, it could even be an affair with a current hobby you have, which might broaden and become a larger aspect of your life in ways you never imagined. Oooooh, kinky.
SCORPIO (OCT 23 – NOV 21)
Sex, sex, sex… it’s all you think about Scorpio. And this month it’s more of the same, but with a twist – it’s all about sexing up your house. Yes, love is a luxury this month, so think designer décor and items of no practical importance whatsoever. It’s all to do with a sense of security you seem to be yearning for, so settle down for family time or solitude spent seeking some self-love. Now’s the time to even get a little intimate with your finances, so slip into a negligee and snuggle up with them in bed.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV 22 – DEC 20)
It’s time for sweatbands, short shorts and some locker room action Sagittarius, particularly if you wanna beat the stress. Yes, tempers are set to flare, heads are gonna get hot and power will struggle, so your best bet to expel excess energy is through a rigorous exercise regime, even if it’s one that takes place solely in the bedroom! Your mind is also a sharp shooter this month, so pay attention, get attuned and use such insight to your advantage. Bullseye? You betcha!
CAPRICORN (DEC 21 – JAN 19)
Oi, sea-goat – stop spending! You’re letting your money flitter through your fingers – which is fine if you can afford it – but seriously, how much retail therapy does one credit-card carrying caprine need?!? Sooner, rather than later, you’re gonna be feeling the pinch, so cease… desist… end… terminate. After all, you have to ask yourself this: why are you spending so much? Because it’s a distraction! This month comes packed with bonus energy so step up, stop procrastinating and start that project you’ve been planning for months now.